February 28, 2003

Tossed Atomz...Plus A Question


I got rid of the Atomz search since it was not picking up on my pages correctly and it was more of a hassle than I wanted. Please join me in welcoming my favorite search engine to my page. After a little tweaking so the search box is (1) a bit smaller and (2) searches Gardenwife.com by default, it is working pretty well. Give 'er a whirl, why don'tcha? I need to figure out if there's a way to bring up search requests (that's once I figure out how to log back in at Google!).

Does anyone know how to do something similar to MoveableType's expanded entries, only with a Blogger template? I would really like to just have a teaser for each blog entry, with a way for the entry to be expanded and collapsed again. These pages are so long! E-Mail me help?

Okay, my blood sugar is down to the nether regions of middle earth now. I'm off to ingest a spoonful of peanut butter and put something in the oven for our dinner. Crawling off now for a bit....

Friday Five: A Novel One


I love the Friday Five questions this week!

1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)?

That's a tough one, because I just plain love to read. My favorite type would probably be novels, followed closely by nonfiction and magazines. It all depends on my mood and my activity. Literature such as magazines and catalogs lend themselves nicely to the watercloset library for their short articles. I must admit, however, that my novels find their way into the bathroom, too, if the plot's particularly compelling. I catch a few pages sporadically throughout the day, then take the book wherever I plant myself to settle down for a good read.

2. What is your favorite novel?

Oh, my. There are several I've really loved. Here's a few of them:

  • I Know This Much Is True, by Wally Lamb
  • Colony, by Anne Rivers Siddons
  • Insomnia, and all the Dark Tower books (especially Wizard and Glass) by Stephen King
  • Welcome to the World, Baby Girl, by Fannie Flagg
  • Jubal Sackett, by Louis L'Amour

    3. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)

    I shared one I really liked last week, as a matter of fact: Nobody Knows It But Me. What's ironic is that it was written specifically for a commercial. It's still a wonderful, evocative poem.

    I also really love Robert Frost's "Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy Evening" and "Birches". They, too, take me into the woods, nomatter where I am.

    4. What is one thing you've always wanted to read, or wish you had more time to read?

    There's too much out there! I want to read all of Stephen King's novels and all of Anne Rivers Siddons', too. And the classics. I have plenty of time to read (especially if you count the watercloset library and time spent waiting in line at various places).

    5. What are you currently reading?

    I'm reading Ursula Hegi's novel, Stones From The River. It takes place in a small town in Germany, spanning the time between WWI and WWII and a little beyond. The protagonist, Trudi, is a zwerg (dwarf) whose observations about human nature are at once both bitter and hopeful. It's a coming of age story with a different twist since she is physically handicapped as well as in the heart of what is to become Nazi Germany. It's mostly voiced in third-person omnicient, but Trudi's voice is the strongest.

    I find myself drawing many parallels between our attitudes about war today and those of the Germans in Trudi's town back then. First raised by the Church to think mere doubt equal to sin (let alone actually voicing questions), then cowed by the SS and SA's brutal might, even those with consciences are fearful of speaking up when they see the horrible trend their country is taking. And those who aren't overtly fearful fool themselves into believing it will all just go away, given time. We all know what ended up happening there, and elsewhere, with Hitler's "bloodless takeover".

    We don't have such political oppression here in the US, and I certainly am not comparing the US to Nazi Germany. But I can see the same wide range of attitudes in people; there are those who are in denial, those who speak out, those who support the war, etc. It's just really interesting reading, not at all lighthearted, but still very thought-provoking and engrossing.
  • February 27, 2003

    Nicholai Pupsnitski


    The EYE of Nicholai
    Well, the Nicholai part is right, anyway. My dad got mom a puppy for a belated valentine's day gift. She's been saying for a long time that she wanted a husky or malamute, so when one of our vet's customers had a litter of newly-weaned Siberian Husky pups, dad made his move. They went and picked out this little guy today. He has incredibly blue eyes and the softest, fluffy puppy fur - just a cutie. Mom just called to let me hear him; he's not happy about being in a crate. Poor little guy's only 7 weeks old and hasn't even been outside prior to today! Mom and I will be doing lots of Googling about puppy care, we will.

    February 26, 2003

    Stream of Conscious Rambling


    I just got up, so I won't say this is a stream of conscious thinking because I am just now getting my first cup of coffee ingested. I'm just getting over a cold and feel the rumblings of something going on in my chest again - bleah. It's too early for allergies - nothing's budding out other than more snowflakes. My husband does have a cold now, thanks to me or some other germ-spewing individual. I tried to keep the germ-spewing to a minimum, but sometimes stuff just happens.

    I've been happy to spend some time with Angie this last week. She came by Sunday for a few hours and again yesterday. She found a job - weeee! Nice daytime hours for her, too. I mentioned that I'd read some of her blog entries from 2001 and couldn't believe the change in her. She's blossomed as she's shed her bitterness and trusted God. It's just the coolest thing! I have a lot of letting go to do, shedding off of old preconceptions, and seeing the changes in her encourages me: It can be done. What a cool thing.

    We got an unexpected and welcome surprise yesterday. Howie was praying about our finances Monday night. He'd decided to start tithing again, despite that money being needed for some car repairs and our dogs' licenses this coming month. We believe in supporting the local church where we're being fed, and we've seen miraculous things happen in our own finances when we're faithful to support the church. Anyway...He told God he didn't want to charge anything, that he wanted to trust Him to supply the money for those things. The next day he got to work and found an e-mail from his boss announcing a $350 bonus was being given to the non-management employees! I love it when things like that happen. :)

    February 21, 2003

    Raging Hormones


    Okay, first of all, this oft-used phrase begs the question, are hormones ever not raging? Reading this article from Reuters, I was struck by two things: (1) The idiocy of the school system which thinks that teaching kids this will stem the tide of teen pregnancies in Great Britian and (B) every time hormones are mentioned in the context of teens, they're "raging". The latter just tickles me. Of course they're raging - isn't that what hormones do? You never hear anyone say a person has pacifistic hormones, laid-back hormones, sanguine hormones...No, they're always raging. And for good reason -- rrrrow! So, gimme a break, people; these "stopping points" are a joke.

    Friday Five



    It's that most wonderful time of the week, once again - Friday Five time.

    1. What is your most prized material possession?

    My first reaction was that it's my computer because of how it opens the world up to me here in this little Ohio burb and keeps me in contact with friends both old and new. Then I second-guessed myself and thought that sounded shallow. But as I again re-think the question, I think I need to go back to the computer. Sure, it's not worth that much in and of itself, but it's the idea of what it represents: communication, entertainment, news, photographs, writing, art, music, and so much more. But I'm not completely about electronics - My photographs are really important to me, even if I have never organized them all in albums like I'd planned (been too busy on the computer).

    2. What item, that you currently own, have you had the longest?

    Oh, that's easy. I have a little stuffed bear which someone gave me when I was a baby. He's small, only about 5" tall, and the ribbon around his neck is faded and limp. He's a real trooper, that fella.

    3. Are you a packrat?

    God help me, yes. I have periodic bouts of throwing/giving things away, mostly spurred on by my husband, but I am a hoarder. We might NEED this is my battle cry. My husband likes to tell people of how his sole contribution to our household as newlyweds was a few pieces of clothing and the contents of his footlocker. The clothes were probably in the footlocker, too, actually; eleven years of marriage has dimmed this memory. I've noticed a decline in the number of times he mentions it a year, too. He's the one who keeps us from having to wend our way through the house amidst a maze of stuff, though!

    4. Do you prefer a spic-and-span clean house? Or is some clutter necessary to avoid the appearance of a museum?

    What do I prefer, or what is reality? Oh, I like a happy medium. I don't mind some clutter - this place is never going to be free of clutter, believe me. I prefer my house be clean. The problem is, I procrastinate because I don't like cleaning. Oh, once I get started, I do, but it's the getting started that gets me. See #1. My cycle is to let it get so bad it drives Howie and me both crazy, then finally jump on in and clean the hell out of the house. Then I walk, amazed, from room to room and intone that I will keep it this way from now on, by gosh. Yeah.

    5. Do the rooms in your house have a theme? Or is it a mixture of knick-knacks here and there?

    The rooms are somewhat themed, but they contain knick-knacks, too. Our bedroom is "the moon room", with deep golden walls, a wallpaper border of coppery-gold moons and suns on a crackled blue background, and the ceiling is dark blue. The pictures in that room do have to do with the moon and stars, yes. It's a really restful, cozy space.

    The office, by far the room we spend the most time in, is sunny and cheerful, even on grey days. It is our garden room, with a Marjorie Bastin birdhouse wallpaper border, walls painted in a parchement-like effect with three shades of yellow, and nature-oriented pictures. There's a silk sunflower scarf stretched out on one wall, two frramed antique fruit crate labels on another...Just a cheerful, out-doorsy feeling room with light wood.

    The living room is the eclectic one. It's a long room, featuring a fireplace at one end. The fireplace wall we painted a deep forest green, but the other walls we painted a rich deep golden-brown. It's all tied together by a wallpaper border featuring clusters of grapes. In front of our couch we have a kitchen table that's enjoying a second life as a coffee table; it's amazing what sawing half the legs off a table can do. It opens up with a hidden leaf and is big enough to host a night of games or a big Chinese take-out dinner (providing everyone sits on the floor, of course).

    Our kitchen is the Great Unknown. The cabinets are metal, vintage 1954 Geneva metal cabinets. They're one of the things I liked most about the kitchen because of their quirkiness. Now, four years later, they are still unpainted and look terrible. That and the bathroom are two rooms we have just not been able to bring ourselves to tackle. I wanted the cabinets to be perfect when painted, and that phantom has kept me at bay. I believe our happy solution is going to be taking them out and having wooden cabinets installed by the same guy who's doing our basement renovation. That way, we can also re-arrange and make better use of the limited space. I suspect the kitchen will be another out-doorsy rooms, maybe with a mural of lattice and vines on the wall housing the window overlooking our back yard. It's all up here (tapping my head as I say that).

    That's the 2-cent tour, folks. Pictures coming later!

    February 20, 2003

    Anywhere and Nobody


    Some of the best things on TV are the commercials. Take the "Anywhere" and "Nobody" ads running for the Chevy Tahoe, for example. Filmed by Eric Saarinen, they're gorgeous - just a real treat to watch. My favorite, "Nobody" couples a voiceover with James Garner reading a cool little poem coupled with striking use of colors and landscapes. Together, they really set the ad apart.

    They're not hard-sell, but all about possibilities and adventures...They make me want to travel for places unseen. They make me want to test drive a Tahoe and dream of hitting the open back roads. Alas, there's a wide berth between want and reality, though: They're too rich for our blood, nomatter how nice they are. *Sniffle*

    But I digress...Digital Producer published an interesting article about the ads and the techniques used in them (you can view the "Nobody" ad at their site, too).

    Interestingly, the poem Patrick O'Leary wrote for the Tahoe ad.

    Nobody Knows It But Me

    There's a place that I travel
    When I want to roam
    And nobody knows it but me.

    The roads don't go there
    And the signs stay home
    And nobody knows it but me.

    It's far far away
    And way way afar
    It's over the moon and the sea
    And whenever you're going
    that's wherever you are
    And nobody knows it but me.

    -- Patrick O'Leary

    Patrick O'Leary's homepage is not patrickoleary.com; that tidy domain was nabbed by a programmer of the same name - the creator of Matchmaker.com, actually. No, poet and ad-man Patrick's is a little more normal (i.e. obscure, were it not for Google), so here's a link. I think he needs a good domain name - how about you?

    February 19, 2003

    Quote of the Moment


    "There is nothing like walking to get the feel of a country. A fine landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo. Even a bicycle goes too fast."

    -- Paul Scott Mowrer, American journalist and poet laureate

    Tidbit: In 1929, Mowrer won a Pulitzer Prize in Journalism for his coverage of international affairs.

    February 17, 2003

    this site has been hacked


    we have taken your password hostage. if you want it back unharmed, please put $1407.75 in quarters in a pilla case, and drop it behind seat number 6 in row number 22 in theater number 10 at the easton amc. we will then return your password safe and sound and changed to something else. have a good day.

    Comments, Please


    I am forever endebted to Pangie for getting comments working for me. Yippee! Now I not only host them myself, but I also get e-mail notifications when you kind readers leave a comment. No more do I have to worry if someone might have left a comment on an old entry, one which I might overlook. Whew - How lovely it is! I was pretty happy with YACCS, but really wanted e-mail notification. Now, there's only one hitch: Previous comments are gone from the site until I can figure out what to do with them. They're still on file at YACCS, but I'm not sure if it's worth bringing them over to the blog again.

    The Farthest Extent Of My Soapbox


    You know I don't have a political blog. I'm just not a very political person. I don't particularly like debating and frankly, I don't understand a lot of the complexities of politics. Anyway, I just read this article, Shame On You American-Hating Liberals, for the first time today. Woah. Coming from a normally liberal publication, this is really something. I'm glad my friend sent it my way -- It's good to hear someone outside the country assert that America isn't just a big ogre in the world.

    February 16, 2003

    Gems from Forwards


    I've been catching up on my e-mail today and have some gems to pass along. I really ought to have a page of funny forwards I've received. I don't pass most along because I'm not a big forwarder, but I could always put them on a page for others to read at their leisure. Anyway...These struck me as funny and/or thought-provoking:

    • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    • My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
    • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
    • Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

    And the one which really tickled me today...

    Did you hear about the Hindu who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

    Oh, punny, punny.



    February 14, 2003

    Pure Silliness for Valentine's


    Okay have fun tweaking this fella. Just a dose of silliness for everyone this fine Valentine's Day.

    I have chicken cut into medallions and marinating in an oriental marinade. Carrots, broccoli, water chestnuts and bamboo shoots are standing ready in their respective freezer bag and can (hey - car battery's dead and I can't get out to buy fresh veggies). I've made the kitchen a more hospitable place and we shall enjoy a nice stir-fry dinner together when my hubby comes pulling into the driveway late tonight. Hope it comes out as good as it sounds, because stir-fry sounds really good.

    February 10, 2003

    Big White Guy's Engrish Giggles


    If you're an even somewhat regular reader of my blog, you'll perhaps recall my writing about Engrish and its effects on my spirits. Well, now Big White Guy made a page on his site chock full of pictures he's taken of funny signs around Hong Kong. I'm still laughing at some of them - Y'all have fun!

    February 05, 2003

    Domesticities


    My life's not real complex this week. We got the new Dell, and I've been having fun getting everything tweaked and put into its place. I am so glad to be back on Windows XP. I love the interface and the ease of networking with it. Howie switched his computer back over to XP now since he now has my hand-me-down which will better handle it. Our network was up and going in minutes, aaaaah.

    We had a couple of days warm enough that the snow melted and turned the back yard into a mud pit, then an afternoon and night of rain...Then freezing temps and a dusting of snow again. At least the mud's frozen for a few days, nice when you're talking twelve muddy dog feet to wipe at the conclusion of each walk!

    My whacked-out back is feeling better, slowly, and I've been puttering around the house vacumming and de-junking. Having this comfy recliner pulled up to the desk gives me little incentive to keep cleaning, but clean I must!

    February 02, 2003

    Zany Antics


    mrow!Whadda ya get when a crazy Pangiecat gets curious about the inner workings of an Epson Stylus inkjet cartridge? Tune in and see!

    Caution: The infirm and humor-impaired are strongly cautioned.

    Jiggle The Mail Slot, Dude


    We're nightowls, my husband and I, because of his work schedule. We usually toddle off to bed around 2 or 3:00am. This sometimes causes problems if people come a knockin' at some ungodly hour like, say, 9:00am. If a meter reader or a courier for FedEx or UPS comes while we're sleeping, there's a chance we just might miss out.

    Well, no more! I made a handy little laminated sign and thumbtacked it to the front door. (Gee, made me remember Martin Luther, LOL).

    Why the extra care? Tomorrow, the UPS truck will come rumbling and grumbling to a halt in front of our house. The dogs will bark, even before the driver has a chance to read the little sign and rattle the mail slot. Either way, Buddy will probably pee.

    Why? Well, dudes, because we're getting a Dell!

    We bought a refurbished Dell Dimension 4550 from Dell's Outlet site last week, and tomorrow's the big day. They have hundreds of systems listed, everything from the budget-conscious Dimension 2300 series systems to the Optiplex units to servers.

    Our refurbished system has a full one-year warranty including in-home service should we need it. In true geek form, I must list what it includes:

  • Pentium 4 2.0GHz Processor
  • 60GB EIDI hard drive (7200rpm)
  • 256mb DDR SDRAM 266MHz
  • Soundblaster Live 5.1 sound card
  • GeForce4 MX 420 with 64MB RAM and TV-Out
  • Integrated NIC
  • CDRW drive (40x/10x/40x)
  • CD drive (48x)
  • 1.44MB Floppy Drive
  • Keyboard
  • Logitech PS2 Mouse
  • Windows XP Home
  • Microsoft Works Suite 2002 etc.
  • Tool-free case - this is SO cool

  • I'm not bouncing off the walls about it that much. I mean, it's not like we don't have computers already. Okay, maybe I'm a little excited, especially since the CDRW drive is miles faster than our old one. That will make backups much less of a chore to do. And the hard drive is 20GB larger than our desktop's. Howie's very excited, though, because he gets to inherit my 866MHz system when the new one gets here. I'm getting the new one since I do the major graphics stuff and need the juice.