Clumsy Swarms

The termites from the colony in the remnant of the sycamore stump out back swarmed today. Yuck. They are clumsy flyers and only make it a few yards before falling to the ground. Their wings fall off at that point - serves 'em right, little pests.

The swarmers, or aletes, are the winged reproductives in a termite colony; it's their job to go out and create new colonies. The critters have underground nests, usually away from structures, and journey to wood structures just to load up on yummy wood pulp to take back to the nest. Seeing swarmers does not mean your home is infested.

I learned about termites when we were in the process of buying our home. The inspection showed there was a minor termite infestation under the back door. Leave it to a termite to find the one tiny bit of wood in our brick house -- the thin wood strip between the masonry block from the foundation and the brick wall above. The seller had to pay for an exterminator to come and treat our house. Actually, we are probably due for another treatment, or at least an inspection, since all that was back in 1999.

Back to the swarmers. Our small fishpond sits near the stump, and this afternoon its surface was littered with the bodies of their fallen comrades. I haven't bought a fishnet yet, so didn't have a way to skim them all off the surface. They're likely to have the pond water really fouled. Yuck again. The tiny feeder goldfish we put in the pond are in no way up to the task presented.

For more than you ever thought you'd want to know about termites, check out the University of Toronto's link here and Ohio State University's great Ohioline page.

A farewell to charms: The pissquiggler's exodus

You can tell it's warm in our office, for the dogs are stretched out unbecomingly in their crate. When it's cool, they morph into furry doggie-balls, snuggled closely. They share one big crate, our three, and love it. Whether in the crate or on the furniture, they tend to sleep in great piles of legs and paws. It always makes us smile.

There's good news to report, dog-wise. Angie's brotherDennis is going to give Buddy a home! Yep, da brudder's family has a female beagle, anyway, and wanted to get a companion for her. She's an outside dog...And he's buiding a kennel for them! It is a very specific answer to prayer, let me tell ya.

Ironically, Buddy's new home will be a couple of states away, in Illinois. Buddy will be quite the seasoned traveler by the time he gets there, bless his heart. Fortunately, our vet's prescribed tranquilizers for him since he gets nervous and carsick riding in vehicles. He'll pretty much zonk out and wake up in a new home. I hope he does really, really well there - he's such a sweet little guy, just stubbornly refuses to be housebroken.

It's a weird feeling, planning to find a dog a new home. But, just when we again felt ambivalent about it, Buddy graced us with another piece of abstract pissquiggle art all over the office floor. Howie's no longer waffling on the issue, and neither am I. Emma's sure going to miss him, though, and that makes us sad. They're such good friends, those two. I hope and pray Buddy gets along with his new little girlie beagle. Good thing Emma has Sarah (and us) to snuggle up to in Buddy's absence!

This is the dawning of the age of aquarium

We're shopping for an aquarium, probably a 55gal, though we'd really prefer a 75gal since we'd like to have goldfish again. The bigger the tank, the easier it is to maintain, and since goldfish produce a lot of waste we want to have a big tank. (Plus bigger tank means bigger fish, or more smaller ones). We thought about doing tropicals again, but goldfish - especially the fancy varieties like these guys - have so much personality and they're relaxing to watch. Tropicals dart all over the place, but goldfish just mosey around.

They're more our speed.

I have a wrought-iron stand I bought with an old aquarium at a yard sale last year. The tank was a real oldie by Metaframe (how's that for irony - before we used the term for internet stuff!). It was a weird size and impossible to find a hood for...Just more trouble than it was worth to make our own hood. We donated the tank to Goodwill during our Great Basement Cleanout of 2003; someone will be thrilled to get it for reptiles or other non-aquatic uses.

Anyway, the stand and filters I got with it were worth the $20 I paid. Thing is, the stand is an odd size: 48" long x 13" deep. We may be limited in what larger tanks would safely fit on it. We saw a 75gal setup advertised in the Jack's Aquarium and Petsonline sales flyer. It's an All-Glass Aquariums brand and is $139, including the hood and light. It measures 48"long, 18"deep x 20" high.

My big concern is that, even with a board bringing the top of our stand out to the tank's width, it would be topheavy. Those 75 gallons of water, at 8 pounds a gallon, would weigh in at 600 pounds! For that matter, I wonder if our floor will be okay under all that weight. It would be along our living room wall.

Am I just paranoid? Would any aquarists and/or physicists (even rocket scientists if you're so inclined) care to comment?