I've Heard of Spring Chickens, but...
This was in this week's local Jamboree Foods grocery ad.
City chicken? Not just city chicken, but
"all pork" city chicken?? I don't know what to say (but that won't stop me from talking).
Is it city pollutants which transmogrifies chickens into pork cells?
Do city roosters stir at dawn to issue a raucous "cock-a-doodle-rweeee-rweeee!"?
Are there "all pork" chickens in other locales?
If so, exactly how far out in the suburbs are they still indigenous species?
Do they have two feet, or four? Do they have wings? Do they cluck or grunt?
Do piglets hatch out of their eggs?
I'm just pretty disturbed by the thought...
