Gems from Forwards

I've been catching up on my e-mail today and have some gems to pass along. I really ought to have a page of funny forwards I've received. I don't pass most along because I'm not a big forwarder, but I could always put them on a page for others to read at their leisure. Anyway...These struck me as funny and/or thought-provoking:

• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
• My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  
• Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
  

And the one which really tickled me today...

Did you hear about the Hindu who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Oh, punny, punny.